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Cat’s Boudoir Photography Shocks Internet
Everyone knew Tokki the cat had a bit of a wild side, but it wasn’t until a series of nude bedroom photos leaked onto the Internet did anyone realize how audacious she really is.
“It’s bold, I’ll give her that,” said close friend Tilly Anderson.  ”Tokki can probably kiss any chance of running for public office in the future goodbye, though!”
Not everyone is so shocked by the photos.  Leslie Warren, a cat photographer from Queens, NY thinks the photos are quite fetching.  ”They’re beautifully done and Tokki is stunning,” she said.  ”I don’t know what all the fuss is about.  The feline form should be celebrated.”
Via yihning.
Oct 28

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Cat’s Boudoir Photography Shocks Internet

Everyone knew Tokki the cat had a bit of a wild side, but it wasn’t until a series of nude bedroom photos leaked onto the Internet did anyone realize how audacious she really is.

“It’s bold, I’ll give her that,” said close friend Tilly Anderson.  ”Tokki can probably kiss any chance of running for public office in the future goodbye, though!”

Not everyone is so shocked by the photos.  Leslie Warren, a cat photographer from Queens, NY thinks the photos are quite fetching.  ”They’re beautifully done and Tokki is stunning,” she said.  ”I don’t know what all the fuss is about.  The feline form should be celebrated.”

Via yihning.

Sep 5

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Experts: Hats Are Back in Style for Cats

Fashion experts from Milan to New York agree: hats are once again en vogue for kitties.  The hippest and most fashionable felines this season are completing their looks with stylish chapeaus, and if you want your cat to be cool, you’ll make sure he or she has a hat, too.

The fashion-forward kitties above are modeling headwear from ToScarboroughFair, a purveyor of fine, handmade kitten hats.  

Don’t let your cat leave the house with an incomplete ensemble!

Via Amélie at ToScarboroughFair, used with permission.

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Guinea Pig Lost in Thought for 5 Hours
Rescuers have been dispatched to locate a guinea pig named Jones who has reportedly been lost in thought for over five straight hours.
“Somebody mentioned String Theory and Jones just disappeared into his own mind,” says Allan Flohr, who was with the guinea pig at the time. “He’s probably thinking about physics, equations, that sort of thing. He’ll probably come to when he gets hungry.”
Via SkySilver.
Jul 7

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Guinea Pig Lost in Thought for 5 Hours

Rescuers have been dispatched to locate a guinea pig named Jones who has reportedly been lost in thought for over five straight hours.

“Somebody mentioned String Theory and Jones just disappeared into his own mind,” says Allan Flohr, who was with the guinea pig at the time. “He’s probably thinking about physics, equations, that sort of thing. He’ll probably come to when he gets hungry.”

Via SkySilver.

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Cat Suspects She May Have Grabbed the Wrong Glasses
Numerous reports into The Fluffington Post indicate that an area cat accidentally took home the wrong pair of glasses from the vet.  According to witnesses, the cat began to suspect she may not have her spectacles when she had trouble seeing her textbook.
Others suspect, however, that the glasses are fine and the cat is just putting on a charade to avoid completing her AP History homework due tomorrow.
Via rose_um.
May 10

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Cat Suspects She May Have Grabbed the Wrong Glasses

Numerous reports into The Fluffington Post indicate that an area cat accidentally took home the wrong pair of glasses from the vet.  According to witnesses, the cat began to suspect she may not have her spectacles when she had trouble seeing her textbook.

Others suspect, however, that the glasses are fine and the cat is just putting on a charade to avoid completing her AP History homework due tomorrow.

Via rose_um.

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Ducklings Set to Explore the Backyard
Brave ducklings Vasco and Ferdinand are set to embark on a 3-month journey to the farthest reaches of the backyard.  Their voyage, which is backed by a writ of passage from the Queen of Spain, will leave from the patio, make its way along the side fence to the bird bath and then follow the slate path to the pergola.  
Their goal is to find a quicker land route to the vegetable garden.
Via Ian-S.
Apr 24

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Ducklings Set to Explore the Backyard

Brave ducklings Vasco and Ferdinand are set to embark on a 3-month journey to the farthest reaches of the backyard.  Their voyage, which is backed by a writ of passage from the Queen of Spain, will leave from the patio, make its way along the side fence to the bird bath and then follow the slate path to the pergola.  

Their goal is to find a quicker land route to the vegetable garden.

Via Ian-S.

Apr 23

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8 Pets Just Acting Casual

This is not a business meeting, so just chill out.

Via Jenna Olejniczak, zombieslayerIII, Darwin Bell, jerkfaceacefrecklefaced, cactusbeetrootNatalie Blakeassinator3000.

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PHOTO OP: Handsome Fox
Via Peter G Trimming.
Apr 20

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PHOTO OP: Handsome Fox

Via Peter G Trimming.

Mar 5

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Oldest Known Cat Video Was Made by Thomas Edison

The name Thomas Edison is practically synonymous with hilarious cats. But did you know he may have created the original “funny cat video?”

The Boxing Cats (featured above) was one of the earliest motion pictures produced by America’s first movie studio.

Sadly, the cats depicted in the film have been dead for hundreds, if not thousands of years.

Via The Atlantic.

Mar 1

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10 Sleepy Animals Yawning

Who has the coffee?

Via Tambako the Jaguar, splityarn, Vivian Chen, paazio, Michael Dales, davotoula, PhotoNem, Gareth & Rebekah, fPat, San Diego Shooter.

Feb 17

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Dubstep Music Increasingly Popular With Cats

iTunes data released today reveals that feline users are purchasing Dubstep music in surprising quantities — a 47% spike in January alone.

More alarming, perhaps, is that cats use iTunes.

Via Unlikely Words Tumbling.

Feb 14

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DC Cops Bust Up Wild Valentine’s Day Party at Smithsonian Zoo

Residents of the Small Mammal House at the Smithsonian National Zoo are known party animals. But this morning’s Valentine’s Day Bash got so out of hand that Washington, DC police were called in to shut down the operation.

At least seven mammals have been charged with lewd behavior and disturbing the peace.

Via Smithsonian National Zoo.