i would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the...– bill nye. honestly one of the funniest things you will read today. (via palindromepanda)
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via laughoutloudrightnow) WHAT is this supposed to be an erotic novel? love cave. that’s disgusting. this is so generic and vulgar. who reads this shit (via elle-vi)
Archaeological News: Ancient Olympics Had... →
archaeologicalnews: As if raw athleticism weren’t enough, the ancient Olympics were the “total pagan entertainment package,” kicked off with an opening ceremony as memorable in its way as anything in 2012 London, says Tony Perrotet, author of The Naked Olympics: The True Story of the Ancient Games. A…
me in 6th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music
Another reason that girls go undetected for so long has to do with how...– AHAHAHAHA (via novazembla) omg. omg. omg. omg. omg. omg. omg. IT’S ME. omg. OMG. (via isabelthespy) I was in my 20’s when I was diagnosed & it only happened because my then husband was being evaluated & while the doctor was talking to him he offered to dumb things down for me....
suburbantragic: My father ran away with his secretary in the summer of ‘56. He left a note that simply said “Why do you kids eat Apple Jacks if they don’t taste like apples?”
Collections of a Queer Dandy Boy: In Defense of... →
nerdbutts: The Atlantic published this article a couple of days ago called “In Defense of Eating at Chick-fil-A,” in which author Jonathan Merritt asks the question “Do we really want a country where people won’t do commerce with those who have beliefs different than their own?” … My sister and her boyfriend went to get Chick-fil-a today and it pissed me off. But, I know that I’ll...
We’re still recovering from long-standing, asinine cultural pressures that tell...– Raptitude: Why we f*ck (via sexisnottheenemy)
I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.– one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via cespur)
Yes, you do have a legal right to bear arms. But...
List of things I hate, in general.
reallyfoxnews: communismkills: America haters/people who think America was founded on slavery, oppression, etc. Israel haters/people who think Israel never existed before 1948 Communists Socialists Leftists “Legislate equality” libertarians The LBGTQWERTY community Anyone who thinks they’re the wrong gender All social justice activists It must be so exhausting for people to be so...
33summer: WHEN I OOPS when i was 14 i decided that me and my friends should have a “porn party” (??!!?) and so we did we all wore sexy lingerie and licked chocolate sauce off of each others bellies in some apartment i dont even know who lived there it was all really very awkward its my most embarrassing memory probably