November 2010
“atelophobia: the fear of imperfection, of not being enough.”
– (via sierrac)
The religion you pick out:
Mayor Cory Booker: I don't care if you're an atheist or if you're a true believer, arrogance is the word. Faith, to me, necessitates humility; how could a finite being understand the infinite? I don't think you have all the answers and for you to say that you do is just as wrong--
Bill Maher: I don't! You say you do!
Mayor Cory Booker: No! Absolutely not. You're painting a very broad brush.
Bill Maher: You're a Christian, so you believe Jesus--
Mayor Cory Booker: Hold on, stop for a second. Let me take you to my neighbourhood, okay?...
Bill Maher: You said I was the arrogant one. You're the one who thinks you know what happens when you die. That's arrogant.
Mayor Cory Booker: No, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Bill Maher: Oh, you don't? Oh, so you're not sure whether Jesus will save you? I'm asking you.
Mayor Cory Booker: I'm telling you right now--if you wanna put my faith on the table, I'll tell you exactly what I believe. I have a strong faith, okay--and I've taken time, people joke about me, because there's only two things on my desk in City Hall. A statue of Harriet Tubman, my icon from American History, but also I've got the Bhagavad Gita, I've got the Koran, I've got the Bible. Reporters joke with me all the time--
Bill Maher: They contradict each other.
Mayor Cory Booker: Absolutely not! Gandhi said in the most beautiful way how arrogant it is to think there's only one path--
Bill Maher: Jesus said, Only through me do you get to Heaven, or else you burn. Same thing in the Koran. This is why people die for religion.
Mayor Cory Booker: We can go through a Jesus-by-Jesus quote. I'm much more interested--
Bill Maher: But he said that. He said that, too. He said, Only through me.
Mayor Cory Booker: Stop for a second. This is the religion I know.
Bill Maher: That's the religion you pick out. I'm reading the whole book.
25598.) My biggest fear is that you'll find...
Eating My Boyfriend's Poop →
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is eating my boyfriend’s poop. He told me that he wasn’t attracted to me anymore and that he wanted to be more kinky in the bedroom. He told me that it would get him off if I ate a little bit of his poop. I’m a bit of a freak myself, so I told him that I would try it. It was nasty as hell. I only ate a little and it made me sick. I was sick...
Everyone on Tumblr is a cat.
we sit and do nothing all day
complain about it
eat food
oh and if people bother us too much we hate them forever
kitties! i really need to take pictures and videos of my cats. they are the cutest things EVER.
“Come on, dictionary. Shouldn’t the ‘Word Of The Year’ be better than Sarah...”
– SETH MEYERS, brilliantly calling out the publishers of a certain dictionary for selecting that idiot’s “refudiate” as the Word of the Year, on Weekend Update (via inothernews)
everyone needs to stop encouraging this cunt. she’s fucking everywhere. with every new show she lands, appearance...
Are atheists the most disliked minority in... →
posnonrel:
According to one study by the University of Minnesota, atheists ranked significantly lower than Muslims, Latinos, Homosexuals, Jews, and new-immigrants, when asked the question: “Do these groups share your vision of American society?”
The results for ‘this group does not at all agree with my vision of American society’ were:
Atheist: 39.6%
Muslims: 26.3%
Homosexuals: 22.6%
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“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...”
– John Waters (via bookshelfporn)
seriously.
